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...which is a good thing considering I'm a poor college student.

8/5/05 12:28 am



You Know You're From Georgia When...


Sweet tea is THE drink. No questions.

When a waitress asks what you want to drink and you say Coke, she asks "What kind?"

"Ya'll" is a word.

Atlanta is known as "The City."

You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner.

The one way to be killed in .5 seconds is to talk about somebody's mama or talk bad to somebody's mama.

Krispy Kreme dounuts are the only kind of dounuts you eat.

Fried chicken is a major part of your diet.

When the Goverment started telling people to stock up on duck tape, you were waaaaaaaaaay ahead of them.

You walk into someone's house and people are sitting around smoking what they call "the garden"

On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a cotton field

You greet people with"Howdy, Whachu doin?"

You know what a 'dawg' is.

You know people who consider a six pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment.

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."

Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.

You still call the refrigerator the "icebox".

You call it a cold Christmas if you don't break out in a sweat in your new sweater.

Your whole town completely shuts down for 1 inch of snow or just the threat of snow

You know at least three streets named "Peachtree"

You don't know anyone who drinks Pepsi.

The last thing you want to do is give another driver the finger... unless your car is armored, your trigger finger is itchy and your AK-47 has a full clip.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.

People actually grow, eat and like okra!

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Georgia.





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8/1/05 12:21 am

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7/23/05 04:38 pm

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You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
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7/11/05 10:19 pm

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4/5/05 10:15 pm

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3/15/05 09:49 pm

Maybe this was just one of those things where you just had to be there, but I thought it was hilarious!

So Katy heard this Knock, Knock joke from a friend, and she wanted to tell Ashley, our suitemate.  Ashley wasn't there, so we decided to tell Yao Yao, who's origianally from China.

Well, so Katy goes through the joke:

Katy:  Knock, knock.

Yao:  Who's there?

K:  Interrupting cow.

Y:  [pauses] What am I supposed to say?

K:  You say, "Interrupting cow, who?"

Y:  Oh.  Interrupting cow--

K:  MOO!!!!

Y:  [pauses with blank look on face]  Oh...so you're the interrupting cow?

K:  [with excited look on face] Yeah!

Y:  [with blank look still on face] So...that's an....American joke?

I don't know, maybe you had to be there, or maybe you have to know Yao, but Katy and I busted out laughing.

So....was it funny, or did I just waste precious LJ space?

3/2/05 10:16 am

Quote of the Day:

"You've never learned anything unless you've laid on a bed with 15 other naked people covered in baby oil."
-Steve Hatfield, professor at Brenau University
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